Donald Trump early Friday morning posted a request to China. The president took to Truth Social before the weekend, writing in all caps, "CHINA SHOULD OPEN UP ITS MARKET TO USA — WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR THEM!!!" EXCLUSIVE: Breastfeeding mom of US citizen sues Kristi Noem after being grabbed by IC...

The pathetic desperation in this cry for help is palpable, and delightful.

There wasn’t a problem until you caused one, Dipshit Donny. Now you’re locked out and clawing at the door.