Two plastic surgeons have been banned from performing plastic surgery after a billionaire diamond tycoon died during a penis enlargement procedure | Trending
this is definitely worse than autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s just someone trying and failing to explore their kink…this is just someone who won the game of life being insecure about his dick
Maybe the surgery was a success. Dude asked for a dong the size of a Pringles can, got one, and all his blood went to it and he died. Checks out to me.
I still think autoerotic asphyxiation is the most embarrassing way to die, but, thanks to this article, I’ve now been introduced to a close second.
The fact that he was a billionaire diamond magnate just makes it easier to laugh.
this is definitely worse than autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s just someone trying and failing to explore their kink…this is just someone who won the game of life being insecure about his dick
Solid argument
Maybe the surgery was a success. Dude asked for a dong the size of a Pringles can, got one, and all his blood went to it and he died. Checks out to me.
Choking to death on stolen panties must be up there in the rankings. No cases to cite but would be surprised it was zero.
I’d check Japan. Bunch of panty thieves there.
…was I supposed to be eating the panties all this time?