Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Actually a good sport to only require a two-year prenup. Rush Limbaugh made his “wives” sign ten-year prenups and being married to Limbaugh has to be worse than being married to the Dilbert dude.

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        1 day ago

        Imagine how insufferable Dilbert dude actually is (was! forgot about this delightful fact). You ask him to pass the salt, he goes into this long tirade in this mocking voice, about how he’s the only capable person in the room and all the stupid femoids are too woke to even get their own salt, and if you roll your eyes he will get angry and throw a tantrum.