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minus-squaremrsemi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up136·edit-211 days ago“I saved you from being sent to hell.” “Wait, who was going to send me to hell?” “I was” “…” “Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·10 days agoThe OG conservative undiagnosed-something parent.
minus-squareKraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoYou know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…
minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 days agoGod is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.
“I saved you from being sent to hell.”
“Wait, who was going to send me to hell?”
“I was”
“…”
“Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
The OG conservative undiagnosed-something parent.
You know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…
God is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.