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minus-squaremrsemi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up136·2 months ago“I saved you from being sent to hell.” “Wait, who was going to send me to hell?” “I was” “…” “Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 months agoThe OG conservative undiagnosed-something parent.
minus-squareKraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…
minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoGod is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.
“I saved you from being sent to hell.”
“Wait, who was going to send me to hell?”
“I was”
“…”
“Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”
The OG conservative undiagnosed-something parent.
You know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump…
God is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.