
Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy… How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I’m not wearing a collar.
Feral, huh?
Might as well, I’ll wear the ears and tail if you want.
Just gotta notch the ear.
Even if I’m already fixed?
although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances
that’s the thing, i’m not house trained
Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don’t know if this is wise…
hiiii I’m already house trained
Mostly…
It was one time!!
But I was laying there…
I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.
Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps
Mrrrp :3
Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches
I would never puke on a rug.
Not much of a catboy, then.
I have an American. They’re a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.
Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr


I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me
is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws
Happy cake day :3
Uh oh… (I’m in danger!)
Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo
adopt-an-American please
What a cruel tease
Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food
You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.
Second Underground Railroad
They all want a green card dom
Please take me 😭














