Boiling lobsters while they are alive and conscious will be banned as part of a government strategy to improve animal welfare in England.

Government ministers say that “live boiling is not an acceptable killing method” for crustaceans and alternative guidance will be published.

The practice is already illegal in Switzerland, Norway and New Zealand. Animal welfare charities say that stunning lobsters with an electric gun or chilling them in cold air or ice before boiling them is more humane.

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    It’s a fucking bug! Boil it and eat the shit already.

    I worked at Red Lobster for a number of years as a young’un. A large part of my work in the prep kitchen initially (after I graduated from the dish ring) was to slice live Maine lobs in half to make “princess lobsters” (half a lobster with body cavity stuffed with yummy). These stupid bugs are no more sentient than a cockroach that you smash with a shoe.

    Why would anyone spend even a second considering the feelings of a fucking bug?!

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      The science would tend to disagree with you.

      All the evidence points to the fact that lobsters do feel pain in the same way humans do. As they’re being boiled alive they release significant amounts of cortisol, the same as us.

      Bug or not, it is sentient. If we are going to insist on eating them then we have a moral responsibility to minimise their suffering before we do.

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        The same? That’s a completely unbelievable conclusion to reach. The priorities of some people seems like mental illness to me.

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          Humans and other mammals release cortisol as part of the pain response.

          So do lobsters.

          They feel pain when they are boiled alive.

          That alone should be enough information for a sane person to think “huh, if they feel pain maybe I should put in a small amount of effort to make sure they don’t suffer when I kill them” instead of trying to justify why it’s ok and use thinly veiled insults aimed at those of us who don’t think animals suffering from avoidable pain is acceptable.

          Disregarding the pain of something just because it doesnt have a cute face or fur is far more evidence of mental illness tbh.

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            The presence of cortisol does not mean that the experience of pain is equitable between humans and lobsters.

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                No, it doesn’t indicate that. It only shows that cortisol is present in both, it doesn’t conclude anything about the subjective experience. You can’t even say ‘pain’ is what the lobster experiences, or what the nature of lobster experience even is. Even humans don’t all feel pain the same way, some even enjoy the experience.

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        Do you waffle about before taking a slipper to the roach that snuck in under your door-jamb? No, you smash that repugnant shit and scoop it up with a piece of junk mail to toss it in the toilet. That sentient bug is just not food to you. The fact that a lobster is food does not make it a more elevated being.

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          “The fact that a lobster is food does not make it a more elevated being”

          And I never said it did. I said the fact that it has an observable and measurable pain response makes it a more elevated being.

          Lobsters are sentient, the science has proven it. They might be on the lower end but they have also been shown to demonstrate a limited form of memory and intelligence when it comes to things like pain, avoiding objects that are known to cause it.

          I get not caring, but mate, you sound like an absolute psychopath who takes delight in killing them.

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          You are missing the point dude. Boiling alive is slow torture, they are not sa…

          Fuck it good luck with your reading comprehension skills

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          I also don’t waffle about a shoe on a cockroach, in fact I try my best to kill them as fast as possible and in any case will choose a shoe to spray, which takes longer. No point in making anyone or anything squirm in agony over several minutes unless I have a personal vendetta against them.

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          No, you smash that repugnant shit

          Sounds like a very quick way to kill it.

          I feel the need to point out that the person you’re arguing with is not saying you shouldn’t kill lobsters.

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      What if they feel every moment? Can’t go out of your way for 2 minutes to potentially reduce the suffering?

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        Yes, they feel every moment until the knife slices their pea-sized nerve center of a brain in half. That took about 1/2 of a second. It’s done and now we can eat.

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      Because people have gone just as far to the left as those to the right. Meanwhile the rest of us are just trying to live our lives with what little we have yet somehow everything we do to make our living easier is an inconvenience to those on both extremes.

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        This is a left/right thing?!! WTF? This just a food thing and if you are left/righting it you are a world-class dolt!

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        with what little we have

        Like lobster.

        Who will think about the poor individuals that can only afford lobster and a pot, but not a freezer?