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They surely want to kill you, they just lack the ability to do so
Like cats
We get “June Bugs” in California. They look just like this, but are brown and fuzzy and squeak when you pet them.
Your June bugs are very different from the ones we get in Texas. Ours aren’t fuzzy, and they don’t squeak. They just clumsily buzz around your porch lights and hit you in the face.
IIRC, there’s like seven different species people call “june bug”.
Oh, it definitely WANTS to kill you.
It just can’t…
“This beetle merely wishes to join you in the celebration of the birth of a particular Palestinian prophet, and would like to encourage you to consider including beetles into your festive goodwill”
Got one of these in the house yesterday they’re bloody loud. It might not want to kill me but when I want to sleep it’s not long for this world
It isn’t one species. It’s a bunch.
You get these in southern Africa too, but our ones are just brown
“Acute bug fever kills 1200. Sydney in lockdown.”
what about Christmas Beatles?
