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minus-squareDigestive_Biscuit@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·14 days agoVegetables are trying to kill us so we won’t eat them
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·14 days agoEat them raw and you can taste their screams
minus-squareFlexibleToast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoOr are they trying to be so delicious that we cultivate, spread, and ultimately keep their species alive?
minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·14 days agoNo, they were trying to kill all the mammals but failed successfully because naked apes love mildly toxic substances for some reason and started mass reproducing them instead.
Vegetables are trying to kill us so we won’t eat them
Eat them raw and you can taste their screams
Or are they trying to be so delicious that we cultivate, spread, and ultimately keep their species alive?
No, they were trying to kill all the mammals but failed successfully because naked apes love mildly toxic substances for some reason and started mass reproducing them instead.