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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

LEAVE HIM ALONE

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LEAVE HIM ALONE

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    Enviromental changes have collapsed the sand dunes, the crab can no longer create a shelter to call home. It now must migrate 3000km to find sustainable conditions. This is all your fault, you monster.

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      😭

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      I read this in GLADOS’s voice

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      .33 crabs per megameter

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    Watching a documentary about cheetahs: hell yeah dude catch that antelope

    Watching a documentary about antelope: NOOO WATCH OUT FOR THE CHEETAH

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    Flashbacks to the delta P video.

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      First of all, how dare you? Second, solid reference.

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    Life in animal rehab:

    3 crabs come in.

    1 dies as you’re counting how many crabs you got.

    1 other one needs to be euthanized.

    The last one you will spend 6 months caring for only to have to throw it back into the sea to the peril that got it sent to us to begin with.

    The trick is to take in so many crabs you no longer can focus on them all, just the ones currently alive so it always feels like you’re surrounded by live, healing animals.

    Animals live in such a harsh world, I don’t know how anything manages to live long enough to have offspring. It is the most challenging yet amazing thing I’ve ever been a part of though!

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    I’ve posted the Community pencil video on lemmy so many times, it almost doesn’t seem worth searching for it anymore.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        That’s the one.

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    Does anyone have any recommendations for nature docs that don’t do this? Would love to watch some that don’t make me feel sad for half the episode.

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    MY OCTOPUS TEACHER
    there is life before and after watching it

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    I dunno, I always get hungry for seafood after visiting the aquarium

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      Wow so edgy and hilarious

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        ? have you never been to an aquarium? they have delicious looking fish.

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    I miss great escapes, though more and more I’ve started to feel bad for the predators who wasted so many calories chasing those bunnies only to end up with nothing.

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