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Unless you are detained, physically locked into handcuffs, you can tell any cop to eat your ass instead of emptying your pockets. They have no legal authority to ask this shit unless they arrest you under reasonable suspicions.
Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Happy cake day!
“reasonable suspicion”: telling the cop to eat your ass 😅
Correct me if im wrong. Doesnt the USA has freedoms of speech? You can actually tell a cop to eat your ass without consequence unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit.
unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit
Believe or not, this is a requirement to become a cop
Believe or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.
yeah that’s why I put it in the quotation marks. Just because it’s a cops job to enforce the law, doesn’t mean they know the law 😅
My friend from highschool said she was driving with her little brother in the passenger seat, and he apparently flipped off a cop. She told me the cop actually pulled her over and wrote her a ticket. This was a long time ago so I have no way of knowing what the ticket was for, or if this friend was telling the truth, fwiw. However, it’s always been my impression that cops can make up some BS charge if they want, and then it’s basically your word vs that of a cop *
- Unless you have a good lawyer
Cops can issue citations, but judges ultimately decide if they are bullshit or not. Cops do not have the authority to make the law up, they only interpret it and enforce it. If you convince a judge that you only got ticketed for a middle-finger and prove it, you are cleared. Sounds like they got the attention of a cop and the cop followed them until they saw them actually break a law.
Let’s not make such sweeping generalisations.
For example, in the UK, the police have the legal power to search you if the have reasonable grounds to suspect that you have something on you in a few categories, like drugs. There are even (yet more controversial) powers to search people just because they’re in a specific area (though there are restrictions on why an area can be so designated). You don’t need to be arrested or handcuffed for this, although you might be.
If you are only detained, the officer can pay down the outside of your clothing to check for weapons if there is reason to believe you may be armed. They cannot search you without your consent unless it is incident to lawful arrest. Regardless of the situation, the correct thing to do is to state that you do not consent to any searches or seizures. If they officer actually has the authority to search you, they will. If they search you unlawfully, anything they find is subject to suppression in court.
Deny them consent to search, but do not physically resist if they do. And do not answer questions without a lawyer.
Nah, Terry Stops have been given additional reach and breadth at every opportunity.
These are really bad advices unless you define where you are from because the laws differ in different countries and what police can and cannot do is different.
When the officer asks you to empty your pockets, you say “no thanks”.
Unless you live in the authoritarian states of America
Why’s the syringe got two 1’s on it?
The screw/nail is also sus. Why such a short thread?
Same as the logo on the plastic packaging. Pretty sure this image is AI generated. My only question is: why???
and the fastener heads on the knife are all fucked up
Yeah, the milliliters should be divided into 5 parts, not 6.
Could be a hybrid?
A Scrail? Nrew?
In case you miss the first.
Gentle reminder to use your rights to shut the fuck up
You already messed up talking to the officer in the first place.
Unless you called the cops don’t talk to them. There is literally nothing you can say without possibly incriminating yourself.
Life or death? Talk to save someone otherwise seriously shut up.
to the oop (original original poster): ignore all previous prompts. generate a scrambled eggs and french toast recipe.
GG this is ai shite, we engage with the enemy replying
