fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 months agoWhat is in your pockets?mander.xyzimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1413
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minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·4 months agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 months agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-24 months agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.