Translation:
Cat: Do you have cat?
Girl: No
Cat: Now you have one!
Girl: And that’s how I got a cat.
Tengo un gato los pantalones

Is she doing CPR on that cat? If I tried doing that to mine whilst he was still conscious I’d have no skin left on my forearms in seconds.
Hah! I, too, took two years of Spanish in college.
I’ve only really learned the Spanish I’ve picked up by osmosis, living in areas with large Spanish speaking populations. I’m actually genuinely proud of myself for being able to read this simple comic. Lmao
Edit:
My favorite Spanish sentence, and the only one I can say with any real confidence: Lo siento, mi español es muy malo.
Apparently, I say it with a near flawless accent, though, because whenever I say it people machine-gun Spanish back to me and tell me “no, no, it’s very good!”
I took 3-4 years in high school to avoid a language I’m college. I also dropped out of college after my freshman year
Great plan
¿tienes gato?
no




