Finally. It was the unhealthy artificial dyes that were holding me back from eating Doritos.
This is an advert.
That same carbohydrate and sodium food product you know and love.
Don’t forget about that ultraprocessed yummy goodness!
“No color, no artificial flavors, same intensity — that’s Simply NKD. Doritos and Cheetos are pioneering a snacking revolution, or a renaissance, if you will,” PepsiCo chief marketing officer Hernán Tantardini said in a statement
Confirmed: Crystal Pepsi is BACK baby!
Don’t get me wrong, I like the snacks. I like this shift away from artificial ingredients. But my fucking god, I hate the marketing trend of pretending like a goddamm snack food is some sorta fucking vibe/mood/lifestyle/movement. I wish nothing but the worst on the people who think this shit up.
plays Right Now by Van Halen
This is the real version of the commercial in my brain!
Corporate advertising welcome in c/news now. All hail mega corp.
I’m my day we’d call 'em a shill and grab pitchforks!
The article never says what NKD stands for
Naked. They couldn’t use the brand name without running into trouble with naked, which is owned by either Pepsi or coke.
Ah, okay, makes sense. So not an acronym.
No Kolor Doritos and other stuff
Oh, obvious…
No more red fingers of death.
^ The actual practical benefit.
While this is for the best, I can’t wait to trick people into eating flaming hot Cheetos
