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- news@lemmy.world
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
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How vain
Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they’re supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.
How big is the bar
Whiskey is the key to a natural glow
A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features
Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.
What a bitch.
No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.
Is he going to paint himself orange to ingratiate himself with the boss? “You wouldn’t fire a fellow Oompa-Loompa!”
The makeup necessary for his upcoming white house (oval office) drag performance where he drains a half gallon of scotch, emails putin the back door to the F-35, and fucks a couple of ten year olds on the situation table… all the while taking selfies of him and his ‘buds’.
He’s so merit! We need more. They’re for us. Herp derp
Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?
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VANITY
