• CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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    I can’t help but think this would only make things worse for someone insecure about their size because now it’s giving potential partners a false sense of reality that will be exposed the second they come off. It also seems weird because this isn’t the 1980s where “nut hugger” jeans are popular either.

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      If anything I would think pressing it up against the fabric would give a very very clear “impression” of their average size.

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        Only if you walk around erect all day. But yeah I don’t know why anyone would want this. I got really self conscious about wearing certain shorts because an ex told me my nuts would often show a buldge the way they fit. Never wanted to wear them again, was really hoping no one else noticed such, but who knows

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      That’s why I want more than a “subtle lift.” I want a massive, exaggerated, cartoonishly unrealistic lift.

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      I don’t hear anything about people complaining about push-up bras, now men are finally getting some sexy clothing too.

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        Yeah what guy would complain about seeing a woman take her bra off? A guy that insecure is going to have a bad reaction in the same situation.

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    I advised a friend once that to get the ladies he should put a potato in his bathing suit. He came back after a day at the beach and said it didn’t work. Turned out he got the instructions wrong; he put the potato in the back not the front.

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    who lack confidence at the office when their pants are not pushing up their genitals all day

    WTF?!

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    Another product that - like butt/ab implants and muscle filters for your social media - is designed to make you feel insecure.

    It’s the cultivation of false needs via generating artificial insecurities. That’s what Capitalism often uses to sell you things.

    Don’t buy a pee pee platter, just be more confident in who you are and what you can do.

    Also, wow, The Guardian is running downhill huh? Chasing ad bucks rather than the news.

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      I accidentally did this recently.

      What I simply said was for her “not to have expectations”. What I meant was that I didn’t want to have sex on our first night together.

      She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.

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    I thought they were just called “boxer briefs”

    And my junk bubble already gets enough attention as it is

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    A padded bra but for cock. I feel like these could be highly inappropriate to wear in certain situations.

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    Is this, like, padding? Or is it literally just extra support? Because, sincerely not trying to brag, I’ve got a pretty big package and insufficient support leads to extensive chaffing.

    If this is just extra support, this could be pretty awesome.

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      I knew a guy who stared a boxer company with a sort of built in pouch for “the fruit” to prevent chaffing and stuff. The company had the genius name of Dosco Jones. Don’t know if they are still around though

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      Actually that’s a really good perspective. I was chuckling while thinking of the manosphere stupidity, but this is genuinely a good point. I hope these help a trans man.

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    if they do it right, it can be useful for running. running underpants have a little cubby for the balls.

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    Whatever happened to the art of shoving an extra pair of socks down your trolleys?