Children are starving and the president is focused on renovating white house bathrooms with gold fixtures. He is certainly following Nero’s footsteps.

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    Holy shit is that tacky.

    Can you imagine the president having nothing better to do than golf, take pictures of the bathroom, and fuck children?

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      Yes it is. No one is stopping him from anything. He could nuke the entire planet and he’d rule over rubble.

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    …how many bugs -and I don’t mean the crawly critters- do you think are making it into the whitehouse through all these renovations?

    In the fantasy world of a functional US government following the Trump regime, how do you even handle this? Everything he touches is a gigantic liability.

    I think at this point I’d have the WH converted into a museum highlighting shit like the dangers of misinformation, and just pick up ops from one of the military bases that we’re sure Trump never set foot in.

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      During Nixon’s renovations he embedded so many bugs and wires in the walls it interfered with the structural integrity of the plaster.

      So there’s precedent for counter-surveillance scrubdowns.

      But, that only happens if the WH is taken back from the dictator inside it.

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    1. Holy shit how fucked are are that this is even news. I hate this so much.

    2. I hate when a stupid motherfucker is right because, outside the gold, the marble looks way fuckin better than that green.

    3. To claim that marble and gold is somehow more era appropriate for Lincoln is pretty standard Trump-alternate-reality delusion fueled by narcissism.

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      I think the marble looks weird as fuck and would make the bathroom uncomfortable to be in, while the green tile is very pleasing and cozy, with nice accents

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      Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.

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        Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…

        Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.

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      I completely agree on 2, I think the green looked like ass and the marble is a significant improvement. I don’t get his obsession with gold though, brushed nickel would’ve gone much better in there.

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    This Kidfucker’s Friend saw Saddham’s palace and decided it looked like a good idea.

    He shoulda stayed awake for the end of that vine.

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    What a disgrace. He’s tearing up history and smearing his gold flake feces all over the place.

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        Funny that. I bet there’s a press release soon: “we found structural damage in the WH” followed by a complete demolishment.

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    This administration does not have their priorities straight. Not paying employees, firing thousands of people, this obsession with gold. The end of USAID, so much more, it’s just so disheartening.

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    He should be careful. A doddery old stroke victim with Alzheimer’s could slip on all that polished marvel.

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    The after pictures is like a Minecraft house where they just used the same blocks for everything and a gold fixtures mod.