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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago
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    A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.

    No, it’s not “disgusting” doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn’t get on your hand when using toilet paper?

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      “Shit moisture”, you ppl. are going insane…

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          is that Pangaea?

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            I think the planet is actually called “Dirt” or something like that

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              Close. It’s called Ground.

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            It’s Ohio.

            The meme that the template came from: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/021/062/b16

            The Ohio flag (shown on the space suit of the astronaut with the gun): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Flag_of_Ohio.svg/1280px-Flag_of_Ohio.svg.png

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      I tend to just hop in the shower for a sec.

      But all of that is only really an option at home, anywhere else it’s eternal wiping.

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      Or get a Bidet. Like a build in one.

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