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qaz@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months ago

Internet Explorer vs. Murder Rate

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Internet Explorer vs. Murder Rate

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    On the other hand, autism went up. So, RFK Jr., which is it? Tylenol or using the wrong browser? Or are we just not murdering enough these days? Does Tylenol prevent murder? Shit, does autism cause Tylenol?

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      Remember, circumcision also causes autism.

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        Not using Internet Explorer causes circumcision? This just gets worse and worse. Pass the Tylenol. No, wait…

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      So Google Chrome causes autism?

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    A 70% murder rate sounds accurate for the US

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah lol, damn, 70% of the US population was apparently murdered in 2006, label your axes kids, especially when you’re dual-wielding!

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    A nonsensical, but exquisitely tweaked statistic 😚👌

    Note how 75% => 45% correlates to 17,500 => 15,000.

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    what is this drunk font?

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    Now do American mass shooting rate and Linux market share.

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    Cursed Y-axis

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    You know there was at least one case where someone was pushed over the edge by IE freezing on them.

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    See, not too many people remember the time before Internet Explorer, but “murder” wasn’t a word back then. Not even a concept.

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    I use to work in an seo / Web dev shop. I always dreamt of creating a CSS helper tool that automatically fixed the IE issues

    I was going to name it ieBitchSlap.

    I moved on but regretted not following through. Although it would have been quite awkward when they took over GitHub.

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    Coincidence? I don’t think so

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    2011 is only 14 years ago

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    Google took over the browser market. Who took over the drug market?

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