cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 days agoWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1665
arrow-up1665imageWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlcm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 days agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareBajingo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoI feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-26 days agoI always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoWho,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoDon’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
minus-squareDrunk & Root@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoim a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss
I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
I always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
Who,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
Don’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss