Very much true in my experience. I could have done without the spandex, though.
Before spandex was invented, they did it naked.
Naked arm wrestling is just competitive hand jobs.
Now that’s what I’m talking about!
the spandex was/is for the crowd’s benefit not yours
Once, with a bunch of friends and a mighty hangover, I managed to stumble into the European championship for armwrestling. I’ve never seen so many guys together looking like Quagmire when he discovered online porn before, nor since. That was one weird, but also very fun experience. 5/7, would do again
Why women gotta make everything sexual?
BJJ takes it to the next level.
Men invented football so they could shower together and smack each others asses
Hey, why is there grunting sounds coming from bob’s house. Isnt he single? Oh, hes just practicing arm wrestling with jack…
Welp, that explains why I prefer to watch female wrestlers…
And over-torque their humerus, causing a nasty break.
