Daily Mail is by no means a credible source. Nevertheless, I’m going to let this one stand because it technically is a newspaper, and that’s the actual fucking headline, God help us.
Wait, sources are supposed to be credible? I thought the joke was “yes this is an article in an actual* newspaper that is so absurd it seems like it could be satirical”
*for a certain definition of “actual”
Yep, it’s a rule in the sidebar. But this one is so goddamn bonkers I’m making an exception.
Who would have thought that a fascist shitrag would write fascist shit?
No paywall
EDIT: Jesus. I threw up in my mouth reading that unhinged hate alphabet soup of an “article”.
They want you to subscribe to DailyMail+ to read it, too 😭
They also want you to gargle their santorum, so… 🤷🏼♂️
Entitlement knows no generational divisions.
JK Rowling? More like JK von Beingamensch.
Brrrr the Daily Mail