Whisper it, but part of me feels rather sorry for Emma Watson , who this week suffered a deft and deadly evisceration at the hands of her erstwhile friend, J.K. Rowling.
Daily Mail is by no means a credible source. Nevertheless, I’m going to let this one stand because it technically is a newspaper, and that’s the actual fucking headline, God help us.
Wait, sources are supposed to be credible? I thought the joke was “yes this is an article in an actual* newspaper that is so absurd it seems like it could be satirical”
Daily Mail is by no means a credible source. Nevertheless, I’m going to let this one stand because it technically is a newspaper, and that’s the actual fucking headline, God help us.
Wait, sources are supposed to be credible? I thought the joke was “yes this is an article in an actual* newspaper that is so absurd it seems like it could be satirical”
*for a certain definition of “actual”
Yep, it’s a rule in the sidebar. But this one is so goddamn bonkers I’m making an exception.