don’t worry, he had a license

I have a Bad Dragon hat that 99% of the people that see it won’t get what it means. I am after that 1%.
What is written on it? “I shit you knot”?
Shit is for newbs that don’t prep…or for those that are into that sort of thing. No judgement.

That logo is fucking massive holy shit. If you talked to me with that I would be so distracted 😭
That logo is fucking massive holy shit.
“massive” just makes it right on brand! ;)
I wear my bad dragon shirts to the office all the time and nobody has ever said anything. They’re just soooo comfy!
Wonder if there are any chastity hats like that
Chastity hats? You mean like those red trucker caps that keep showing up on the news?
Meant more like a Locktober one but good point. I ain’t fucking anyone wearing one of those
Place I work had a rule that men could not wear shorts, but women could wear capris…. I went out and bought a pair of capris and wore them to work and shortly after, men could wear shorts. Fuck dumb rules.
Do you still wear the capris?
Yes. They are comfy around the house pants.
I need to know the shoes to complete the image

I don’t get the shorts
I’m sorry, need help finding them?




