OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square122linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01K
arrow-up11.01Kexternal-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square122linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·8 days agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 days agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 days agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.