Im not on hinge, and have never thought of myself as a golden retriever or any other kind of dog…
But if a girl says to me “bark for me, dog” you bet your ass i’m woofin’ up a storm
Speak for yourself… woof.
Sit. Good boy. :)
See the issue is that’s considered a big strong masculine dog, so chuds self-identify with the strength part. if you’re looking for puppyboys, you’re looking for guys who self describe as like a corgi or a terrier.
Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?
Look I don’t wanna spend too long breaking this down but there’s a reason Air Bud is a Golden Retriever and not a cute lil Dachshund.
Because he smiles a lot and looks cute in a jersey?
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Golden Retrievers aren’t seen as big strong masculine dogs. Typically that would be dogs like German Shepherds, Rottweilers, Doberman Pinscher, etc. Golden Retrievers are seen more as a himbo type dog, for lack of a better term.
Whether people’s self identification with dog breeds matches what they should be picking based on dog breed stereotypes is a different discussion. But yeah, I don’t think people view Goldens as BIG, STRONG, MASCULINE dogs at all.
Chihuahua bois trembling in the corner
No way. If I’ve ever seen a “hold me back bro. I’m serious bro” dog breed, it’d be the chihuahia
edit: oh. I guess under the right circumstances those could be the same
That’s the fun part of chihuahuas. They’re both, like almost at the exact same time.
I cannot explain this further, but I am certain that boys who identify with chihuahuas are brats.
Mines a possum <3
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If I’m not going to be treated as a pet slave, what’s even the point?
Women who compare ourselves to golden retrievers absolutely do
i love having my girlfriends tell me to bark for them
Woof c:
I’ve been called a golden retriever, and I’d absolutely bark!
Good bean!
I do!