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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

be beetle

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be beetle

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Also, if you forget someone’s name, call them Muhammad. It’s the most common name, and therefore, you’re most likely going to be correct.

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    My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

  • ray@sh.itjust.works
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    I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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      Ringo of course

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    20-25% of all mammal species are bats. Think of the last 4-5 different mammals you’ve seen. Is your dog actually a bat? Seems likely.

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    OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
    Neeeeeerd

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    I’m so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.

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    One out of every four species. Very different

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      Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

      One out of every four species. Very different

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        Idk, maybe say it louder?

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  • visnudeva@lemmy.ml
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    Is that because they were 4 that they called their band the beatles ?

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    How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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      1 out of every 4 crabs is a bettle

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    Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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      Shut up, Ringo!

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    Calm down there, Kafka!

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    Isn’t there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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      Wasps don’t have friends

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