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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

Perfectly Adapted

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago
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    A sterile cubicle.
    Wish I could have had that.

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    Actually we don’t get cubicles anymore since everyone went with open office plans.

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      We all live in a Panopticon?

      Say it ain’t so!

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      In my programming career (which started in the '90s) I went from private offices with doors to high-walled cubicles to low-walled cubicles to desks in an open office, and finally to an open office plan where you didn’t even have your own assigned desk. The last two steps were working from home (yay) and getting laid off (not as yay).

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    Chemically it’s also perfectly balanced - except our blood alcohol level tends to run low by about 0.05%.

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      It’s balanced now. For the previous thousands of years we had a plastic deficiency, but that’s fixed.

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        Those nerds homo habilis didnt even ingest unnatural molecules hmmpf

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    why is this screenshot radioactive?

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      Shrimp.

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    I can do that and I’m pretty sure I’m a fucking nutter

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    They aren’t fake lights. Even the lights you see in an animated movie are real lights in that they emit light on the screen.

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      🤓

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    how does cm2 keep finding these gems

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    “Fake lights”

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      The question is not if it’s fake lights, but how many.

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