Don’t worry, atmospheric oxygen is too low to make gigantic spiders possible.
Oh great, so the giant spiders will have oxygen tanks?
Only if we give them supplemental oxygen as they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education.
Why aren’t the activists leading with this?!
It’s like they’re not even trying to bring others on board!
yes yes yes but how do we make them smarter, and faster?
You’ll need Kern’s nanovirus for that; the virus will facilitate the genetic transfer of knowledge and “Understanding” from one generation to the next.
Anybody want this computer made of bees? It stinks and is as loud as a jet engine, but it can do 5 Megaflops a second. There might also be a woman in there undergoing some kind of mental breakdown. Just ignore that.
We need to give them wings first
Counterargument: the big ones are much easier to notice and squash. It’s the tiny fucker that just slipped under the collar of your shirt without alerting you that you need to worry about.
I’m sure that itch you just felt was all in your head.
~Don’t kill spider friends please~
I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though
looking at Huntsman Spiders 🕷️
You don’t know what you’re talking about mate
YES. I HAVE BEEN NOTICING.
I’ve noticed the opposite problem: spiders are disappearing.
Last summer my balcony was covered them. This year… well if they’re around, they’re hiding pretty damn well. I can’t find a single web this time around.
I’ve found 2 big ones this last week - one in the bath, and one under the electrics
Carboniferous 2.0. Coming soon to a ecological disaster near you!
Aw hell yeah. I love me some spoders
