Live 20,000 years ago at a ripe old age of 37 and after hunting a mammoth all day then getting home with a large amount of meat, stubbed a toe scratching it then dying from the scratch.
You win some, you lose some ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The damn ancestors couldnt even conceive of conjuring one up using magic mirror boxes. Theyd have us all hanged for witchcraft
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I still have to fight wild animals (my dogs) over my pizza tho
I choose to believe my ancestors look on me in envy and take pride in their lineage.
Narrator: They don’t.
well, they also didnt have to call a stranger to eat, so they probably understand.
Ancestors wouldn’t even recognize their own people. They would think we are aliens or witches as mentioned.
If rather hunt and fight wild animals.
Or just pick a place with online ordering.
Depends. Do I already have an account or need to create a new one?
they actually could order a pizza over the phone back then, although before the invention and popularisation of cars it was deemed easier to hunt for food.
Do they whisper “Yes, I’d be worried about identity theft too if my details were going into a phone app”.
