PIcking up platypi is, per my experience, right up there with quicksand as far as frequency of encounters is concerned. I’m not saying it won’t happen, but if I do have to pick up a platypus, and there’s some quicksand around then I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket, if you see what I mean.
PIcking up platypi is, per my experience, right up there with quicksand as far as frequency of encounters is concerned. I’m not saying it won’t happen, but if I do have to pick up a platypus, and there’s some quicksand around then I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket, if you see what I mean.
*platypussies
platypodes
Unironically correct, but also very funny.
what no i’m not allowed to be correct fuck
Do you also say, “octopussies”?
Every chance I get.
Not to be confused with the elusive cocktopus
One day we’ll find this mythical being, there are top men on the case, and also bottom men
Oh, a Roger Moore fan?
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The correct spelling is “platypuses”, you degenerates.