My entire life, i have yet to sit on a toilet that’s not my own or a hotel. Restrooms are strictly pee zones.
Live a little.
Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit.
Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.
Jackson Poolock
One day, you will not have the luxury of choice
I visited Japan last year, most toilet seats are heated there (also featuring built-in bidet). I got used to it very quickly and miss it now.
I was about to say, the only place a warm seat is welcome is in Japan.
So intimate and close, you can still smell his presence.
What a missed connection - that’s why I always leave my number on the wall, so people can call me & we bond over the shared heat …
(And no, 867-5309 is not my number)
I am that guy
You are gross. Sorry to be the arbiter but you are speaking to someone else’s ass. Go eat it! Go talk to it… it’s your ass. Take it’s shit eat it… that’s your ass…
In winter I don’t mind tbh.
