• drhodl@lemmy.world
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    Immigrants like Roland Beainy make me wonder if we are, in fact, not getting their best people…

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    Don’t go to the restaurant website.

    TL:DR I got curious, the article metioned pun names and I wanted to see how awful they were. Soon as I connected I caught “StealthBrowser-Installer.EXE” trying to download and execute.

    The worst part is that these aren’t even fucking puns…

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      7 days ago

      Soup of the Day

      “It’s the same soup every day, through the eternity! That’s how we Conservatives roll! Don’t ask what’s in it, though!”

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      Where’s the well-done Trump steak with a side of ketchup?

      Also why do these morons always break the aspect ratio when resizing images?

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        Right?! Where is the faux gold shit? Where is the “Biden Burger” as a kids meal? Where is “laptop from hell hot sauce”!?

        Come on, I am not a fash but I can write a better menu than these turds.

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          There’s no conservative comedy shows that last for a reason. They’re not funny. They don’t seem to be able to do or have real humor, only bullying and punching down to laugh at.

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        Probably that Bone-in Rib Eye. Taken off the menu because the chef got depressed from cooking it too many times

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      How is this designed worse than the hole in the wall I go to with the 30 year old menu design that’s been copied repeatedly like a bible scriptorium? This looks like shit, why is the border so thick? There’s like a full inch on either side also why is everything besides the text windows 98 lower resolution birthday card maker?

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    Thinking about it rationally, I think people should be treated the same regardless of their beliefs, and I should feel pity for this guy. But emotionally, I can’t help but feel schadenfreude for people like this, who get their just deserts.

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    “I would love to have [Trump’s] blessing and have him come by,” Beainy said at the time. “We’re hoping that he … sees the place.”

    What a loser. Hope he enjoys Lebanon.

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    8 days ago

    He thought he got a super-american subscription plan but never read the details written in smaller font.

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      I wouldn’t say incorrect, but perhaps misleading. He’s now has to go to hearing to determine his immigration status. If what he says is true then it may be an easy win for him. IDK what qualifications are actually needed though.