Why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?
This was a stupid purchase the first time. Learning Elon is a Nazi won’t make this person smarter.
Because they are a Nazi. It’s not rocket science.
At least Nazi rockets were supposed to explode.
Recursion
Will the price eventually hit 0 or is it asymptotic?
Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his “trucks.”
No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor.
But why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?
Swasticar Wankpanzers are among the most effective and modern ways to advertise that you are both single and really fucking horny.
It also advertises that one has a really tiny dick and is a total asswipe, which is the combined reason for the first part.
He had me in the first half, but holy shit.
Anyone think he’ll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?
…but they’re ALL defective
Tesla: Due to the attacks on our dealerships and stock, we currently only have refurbished cybertrucks to offer. Here is one which has the panels reattached. It’s just like it came out of the factory.
Customer: wasn’t that mine that I just returned?
Tesla: yeah but this time we used gorilla glue. Please ignore the finger prints and hairs that got stuck to it. We let Elon’s kid stick them back on for a photo op. He only got his hand stuck 5 times.
Tesla: alternatively we’ve got this one going cheap. It only has one swastika painted on the side that we couldn’t get off, otherwise it’s brand new.
It’s a hot deal. Like, no really, someone needs to put out the fire from that Molotov cocktail… Fucking Patriotism throwing our Tesla tea into the bay.
So he skipped shorting TSLA and just shorted the actual Swastikar instead?
Wait… Why buy another Tesla?
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This happened to me with Sennheiser headphones. They broke, and I returned them. They by now had become the old model which was sold out. So they gave me a gift card which allowed me to buy new model for a price lower than my initial purchase. Gotta love those warranty laws.
They all should have sold them back after the first Nazi salute, and made it abundantly clear why they were doing so, if you ask me.
His business is wrapping vehicles, and he says he’s already wrapped quite a few of them, so at least part of the reason he has one seems to be marketing his business.
I’ll say this about the cyberfuck; flat surfaces are super easy to apply vinyl to.
FWIW most of those surfaces are not truly flat, though - they still have a bit of curvature to them.
I hope the next one explodes on him
