As someone that always switched between healer and DPS in ESO…accurate. Glass cannons are great, and teammates negate a lot of damage, but you still need to pay attention. The raid/dungeon can be a breeze with a bit of trust and dodging
Because of OP’s title, I’m now imagining a “British” debuff. What’s that like? “Scurvied” ? Or “stabbed”?
is simply having to be bri’ish not enough?
-3 charisma or +3 charisma depending on the accent and the npc you speak to.
Everything is mold and the food is just boiled+salted
Final fantasy 11:
“DPS how are you?”
(2 hp left) “HASTE ME! HASTE ME! HASTE ME! HASTE ME!”
“…but… You’re going to die…”
“HASTE!”
DPS: dies
“WTF healer? Why didn’t you heal me?!”
Cooldowns unpopped, positioning improvised, but perfect. communication unhurried, clear, humorous. HP has hit single digits 4 times in the last 10 seconds. Vibing.
most damage taken, most emotes queued, least deaths, most endorsements
OP, why British is a debuff?! 😭
(And why it makes sense?! 💀)
bc I wasn’t pleased with any emoji for curses. If there’s one country that tripped up several ancient curses over the years, it’s the UK
They kind of are one. Ask anyone from india or ireland.
Every HP above the last is just filler.
The only healing spell I need is Revivify, and I don’t need it yet
GLASS CANNON BABYEEE
The tank still has 30x as much HP remaining as the DPS.
He should cowardly runaway because he’s out of mana
And then the DPs stands in fire and dies before the tank.
Burned and cold cancel out so he’s got that going for him
This could be the next terrible food craze, because honestly, I’m curious.
I had a mint-cayenne lemonade once that was actually pretty spectacular
The sour, sweet, minty, and spicy all hit at different times, so the flavor had a really interesting development
Mexicans have a lot of treats that are basically frozen sweet thing with spicy thing on top. They’re pretty good.
I don’t know about mint but capsaicin doesn’t increase you sensitivity to heat, it just trips (4D pun intended) the same receptors.
I hate tanks because they never fucking tank. Also, healer what the hell are you doing? I don’t care that you can damage undead, everyone can damage undead, you applied for a healer position so HEAL. Also, dps, stop being insufferable. /rant
I’m sorry you’ve had such bad teammates 😔
