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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 27 days ago

Alexa, how do I remove cooties?

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Alexa, how do I remove cooties?

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 27 days ago
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    27 days ago

    I think the commenter in the picture was wooshed

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Also, it’s bothering me that it’s not immediate.

      If he was going to be wooshed, he could at least get the details right…

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      getting through my first cup of coffee, woo was a bit wooshed. but then again…

    • rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

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    that’s the joke, no?

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Certain temperatures can completely denature viruses like HIV and covid. Anything above 600 degrees should do the trick.

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    Think of the illnesses you could avoid if you removed your blood!

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    This is how amatoxins from mushrooms kills you. They shut down mRNA synthesis in the liver.

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    I mean, she’s not wrong.

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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      Came here to say this.

      She’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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    I actually wonder how long it would take to notice if all your mRNA stopped working.

    I don’t think neuron action potentials rely directly on mRNA, so I think you’d be able to keep thinking for a bit, and probably moving your muscles too. The closest comparable thing is people that received massive radiation doses (can’t make new RNA out of shredded DNA) and in those cases it takes a bit before you start melting.

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      Transcription + translation response time to stimulus is on the hour scale. So it wouldn’t be instant. But if your other RNA buggered off then I have no idea. The non-mRNA.

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      Don’t destroying angel mushrooms basically stop your body from making proteins? That’s roughly the same net effect as RNA stopping working so it should give you a pretty good approximation.

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      Doesn’t the death cap mushroom work by destroying your DNA? I would imagine the effect would be similar.

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    that’s the joke

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    Someone is flexing his additional chromosomes.

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    Ssshhhhh don’t tell them

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    Wow they got our bodies addicted to mrna and now if we take them out we will die??!!!??

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      Vax hacks

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    First they fixate over protein metrics, and now they don’t want the actual protein synthesis? Having high intake of amino acids was already not doing most of what they claimed, but now we’re just gonna have our body not even use them? What a waste of resources. 0/10 (/s)

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