National Guard peeps who actually give a shit about your country: fill that peperwork with as many clerical errors as you possibly can. Best case, you give a legal defense team ammo to have a case dismissed. Worst case, you get chewed out. You been chewed out before…
This is where the grit in the gear works comes into play. Oops, filed out the wrong form? Oh no, I misspelled their name. Only Page 2 of 4?
Adhere to every single bureaucratic policy till it hurts. Do it slow. Make small enough mistakes that would mean the work has to be done again.
Do your job, but just poorly enough to slow this shit down. Make fascism inefficient.
Accidentally fill out all forms using Comic Sans MS
Force people to search their emails with Outlook
I’m pretty sure this kind of torture is against the Geneva conventions.
Where that on the oath? Where does it say the military is subordinate to I.C.E? FUCK I.CE
And trump is a main player in the Epstein files
E4 mafia:
- didn’t hear them order using any particular font
- didn’t hear them order to use English on the paperwork
- didn’t hear them order to complete it accurately
- didn’t hear them order to complete it correctly
- didn’t hear them define what “paperwork” means in the context of this order
- didn’t hear them define what “do” means in the context of this order
- didn’t hear them say we shouldn’t put the ICE in the mess hall walk-in and lock it behind them so it doesn’t thaw out
I know it’s probably over-optimistic, but I do hope there’s a LOT of malicious compliance fucky-fuck games going on to stall the fascists.
That’s gonna be some fucked up paperwork
What kind of name is
Robert'); DROP TABLE Immigrants;--
… ah fuck.
I would be pissed off if I was a National Guard soldier. Their incomes have dropped considerably for the BS orders to assist the SS/NKVD.
I don’t even know what we’re doing as a country at this point. My rent has almost tripled in ten years and we’re focused on doing this shit. I’ve been homeless before, I guess I’ll get to try what it’s like to be homeless ✨in a fascist state✨
I would refuse.
I would get it wrong consistently.
I was wondering how they were going to solve that particular problem.
Because there ain’t no lazy like “ICE lazy”.
States rights lol