This belongs in BadWomensAnatomy. But at least he’s asking instead of claiming he knows the answer.
Yeah whoever should have hsndled his basic biology should be shot, their organs sold to buy this man a biology textbook and good tutor if there’s any left over. Get the feeling he’d take to it. He’s clearly thought about the issue.
I don’t think shooting him will allow the baby to breathe any easier. Like, think it through, jeez…
Is there a c/badwomensanatomy? Feel free to crosspost this
Yes but last I checked it was dead.
Suffocated, no doubt
This is a Trump voter for sure
This man went to a school where the only sex education was to wait until marriage.
here’s my Florida education:
“heres the parts of the vagina and penis, we won’t teach you what to do in bed or how to stay safe while doing so. Or what women go through. Also watch this video of a birth from 2005. You now match Florida’s specifications.”
So just any school in the United Fascists of America?
Divided States of America
You shouldn’t cover up the blowhole.
How get gregnanant so babby is formed
Period question mark?
CAN IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?!
Only dangerops sex.
Ah that one requires a mod/DLC, once installed just have two hetero Gregs sleep together and try for a baby. Soon one should be gregnant and form a baby in about 18 days.
Feel bad for people who don’t know the baby breathes through an air tube that’s connected to the mother’s lungs
I mean, you’re not entirely wrong, from an abstract point of view
I mean, or literal.
Humans are a series of tubes to begin with.
Your blood vessels? Your downstairs plumbing? Even your lungs, the alveoli serve as teeny tiny tubes that are short and bulbous, that exchange gases through other tubes!
There are some other shapes, but what keeps the human machine going? Friggin’ tubes.
Just like the internet!
So it’s fair to say that being a plumber is objectively the best career choice for a tube-based lifeform.
Got it, you went to a “conservative school” in the USA that refused to hire any teachers who might have “liberal views” like teaching facts, reading actual history and critical thought.
Not to mention the Oxford comma.
I have one daughter