Lauren Boebert, the Republican representative from Colorado who rose to national fame as one of Donald Trump’s biggest cheerleaders, has lost her seat in Congress.
The race was too close to call on election night last week, but after every vote was counted the Democrat Eileen Laubacher has been declared the winner by the AP news agency.
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I think she’d already lost that star power way before this though hadn’t she?
I think the title is just in case someone didn’t know who she is, to your point.
In case anyone forgot, this was after she changed districts to one that was even deeper red.
She moved to my district. So glad to have personally helped push her bitch ass out.

Same! Felt good to vote her out!
I’m not in that district, but for any sane human being that was…

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Don’t fret. She can always work a hand job.
She doesn’t just give hand jobs, she gives hand careers.
A hands on job? Like what?
A Z job.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
The last time she blew something this hard, it was in the audience of Beetlejuice.
Lost her 2nd seat in Congress. She lost a few years ago, then “moved” to a new district to run again
Good. To quote Hilary Clinton quoting someone else, “Bye, Felicia.”

Did Hillary really quote Ice Cube from Friday?
Had to have been an intern.
It wasn’t her seat. it was Colorado’s. She was not selected to fill it.
She lost it handy-ly…
She ran a gripping race.
Got shafted in the end
Now no one will care who she’s blowing in a theater.
Me at the theater: yo wtf? Former US rep Lauren Boebert, is that you? I don’t want you blowing me here! Beat it! Get out of here, you! Lauren Boebert: screeching and hissing noises as she scurries away
bye bye Boe-Boe
Oh good, now she has more time to spend on losing the republican presidential primaries.
And bailing out her criminal fam.













