He was such a pro at life his resilience made his body have double the blood of a normal human.
Once he got the adrenaline rush of uttering the words “gang violence”, the subsequent rush if blood severed his cartoid!
What a PRO way to go!
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He truly was a professional at life.
You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin ‘Desert Fox’ Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.
They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.
Once the man uttered the words “gang violence”, of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.
Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.
The rest is history.
Such a pro at life.