I believe in you

He paid for boys so does he care that his daughter disowned him? He didn’t use his ill-gotten gains to buy a female meat shield! Besides, he’s already got his “You’re not the real president” kid for that.

/s

That’s coprolite!

Quesadillius

Spirit Halloween has a butterfly this year.

Just grab them by their country

Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

Dame Judy Bench was right there.

Does anyone remember the study guides on sparknotes.com?

There was also thespark.com and they started sparkmatch.com… which became okcupid.

It feels like it was another lifetime ago.

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

I’m new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn’t listed.

Hi, yeah, the printer wasn’t plugged into the computer.