Along these lines: a major league baseball batter must predict where the ball will be before it leaves the pitcher’s hand. There is literally not enough time for the neural signal to get from the eyes to the brain, be processed and then an impulse sent to the arm muscles to swing the bat in the time it takes for the ball to travel to home plate at 95mph.

Seriously. I got rejected and I’m thinking I have 10 years of experience and a master’s degree in this shit and that’s not good enough?? It’d be nice if they told us what else we were supposed to put on the application.

Hemorrhoids

I used to be a wedding photographer. Once you’ve been to a dozen or more weddings in a couple of years, you start to wonder what the whole point is. Asked my partner if she was ever going to get married and she laughed “fuck no”. It’s a good thing I got married before then or we would have just done the courthouse thing. Side note: Greek weddings really are something to see!