I ate my twin in the womb.

I don’t understand why these weren’t outright banned after the first time a kid got murdered at one, let alone the umpteenth time.

I’m afraid he’ll declare martial law. What happens if he does?

Elon should just flee the country and then divulge how he and Donald fucked the election.

Live in the area and currently in the process of getting out due to things like this. Wouldn’t be shocked at all if Abbott pardoned the killer.

Wait, wait, wait. I thought they were just bitching that we don’t have enough people, now they want mass sterilization? Can they make up their minds?

So, themselves?

Get it used. He gets no money that way.

Where all AIs belong.

You’re thinking of Holidays Of Future Passed.

He’ll only be able to make the first prototype, and then a second. He will never make it to 3.

If only there was some kind of system where minors are given rules to follow, and looked after by an authority figure that could steer them away from things that aren’t appropriate for them. For simplicity, these authority figures could even be adults that they are closely related to and live with.

Alas.

Hey! His son knows how to turn a laptop on!

I thought they were really big on “state’s rights?”

I’m confused. I was told “unusual hand gestures” are fine??

“Can produce a child couple, we’ll give you something free.”

Guess straight couples are excluded too if one of them is infertile.

“We have investigated ourselves and discovered nothing happened.”

I may not know anything about the stock market, but I think this means everyone should sell their stocks.