(Detective takes a drag of his cigarette) Shit man. They never even made me a Pokemon master.
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Cake day: August 30th, 2023
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(Cicada bro screeching)
Group of hot ladies: Oh wow. Is he single?
I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.
There is a land, known as (ethereal Dune soundtrack plays) the Midwest. A land where these breadsticks are gourmet.
The love making scene in Team America, but it’s just a bunch of breadsticks from Olive Garden.
“I don’t have a sea slug in this drive by.” Conjures images of underwater sea violence and muddies your message.
(Hitler giggling to himself) Big big Chungus, big Chungus, big Chungus!
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
What happens if you jerk it off?
Their butthole just follows your eyes around the room like a creepy painting.
It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!
“Awwww what a cute little puppy-“
Tell me Clarice do the lambs still scream?
“You know what, let’s look at the cats.”
The Virgin Mary witnessing the arrival of the alien armada.
Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.
The “Just the Tip” system.
Back on 9/11 people kept their dicks limp out of respect.
If it would please you, you are a most detestable wench with no lands or titles, and thy garden is that of a common Welshman.
Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.