That’s why my toilet has a seatbelt.

Look at this weirdo, wearing pants on his arms and over his mouth. Smh my head.

I’m a bit rusty on the rules but before becoming a saint, don’t you first have to die?

In that case I’m all for Trump being sainted.

>goes to sleep
>dreams of being at work

Don’t worry, guy, victory is sweet after all.

Ideally, yes. But in any case if it has a wire at least it’ll let you fish it out like a tampon.

Pro tip: if you buy a vibrator, don’t go for a cordless one.

Just saying.

Drr drr.

If I recall correctly, they’re both supposed to be adults, but out of context I can definitely see your read on it having a parent-child dynamic. In which case I agree, that would not be funny at all.

The Creeps by Jean Floch

Thank you, I couldn’t for the life of me remember how this comic was called or who made it, and searching for it yielded no results. It used to be on GoComics but not anymore.

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you’re wandering the desert for years and there’s not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.