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What i like about this is that it likely stiffed people who voted for him and I love that for them

“How we will ruin everything 2025”

You are so smart to think of jt and ask it!

Im 41 and time just wont stop going lol

Lol I remember that being a thing with millennials 10 years ago

I never understood why

But then I remembered millenials (and I am one who probably leaned toward a hipster when I was young) love old timey weird stuff

drives away on his penny farthing

Texas is always in a race for last place too

The hemp loophole

Brought to you by a senate who didnt read their own bill in 2018

My adhd can show you how

“Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard”

That makes so much sense. Thanks for that

I’ve always loved how the word polydactyl sounds like a a dinosaur

Also I for one welcome cats getting opposable thumbs and taking over

Let’s just keep expanding Highway systems! Ignore public transit! Allow Bubba with his 152859 pound truck to tailgate all he wants!

i want that on my epitaph

Yes

Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

Yeah it is a waste of time and I have been seeing that more since switching back to the fediverse.

Also thanks to the mods of /r/worldnews for helping kick my reddit checking addiction since I got banned and keep getting flagged as ban evasion lmaoooo

Fuck spez and etcetera

Lmao hopefully common sense and reading the room is too bud

No wonder academia is fucked

I have a feeling these are just contractors anyway. They are building homes for robots over humans and when we are more automated many of three construction workers will be out of work too

OK I get that - but in this fake scenario how many math PhDs would seriously be like “oh I’m a doctor that might be useful on an airplane right here right now”

c’mon that makes no sense

I get it’s a joke and all but if a PhD is that full of themself then they need to take a break lol

Why did this jerk speak up in an emergency? To confuse people? Sheesh (yes I know it’s part of the joke blah blah but let me take a moral high ground on an argument in my head for a second)