Did the same thing when I turned 21 with a bowl of Cookie Crisp because “lmao im a growned-up now imma eat growned-up food”

I’d never done combat with a bowl of cereal before, but that was a fight. I made sure to let my friends know what a mistake it was between every bite because my mama raised an honest man. Honest enough, I mean.

“Fuck it, dawg, life’s a risk” *starts war*

Cat turns into a goose to try and have sex with someone, but it turns out there are still a whole bunch of geese in the world named Zeus and now you just have a goose that climbs on all the furniture.

(Or a swan or a duck or whatever the hell I just woke up)