The only thing hard in the morning is my dick. Ahahahah!

Nope. In portuguese we do not call the toes “fingers of the feet”. In fact we do not have a word for fingers. Or toes.

What we have instead is a word for those little appendages that one can find at the end of one’s arms or legs. We call them “dedos”. Most of the time we do not feel the need to specify if we are talking about fingers or toes. Context is usually enough to distinguish between the two. But when do have to be specific, we call the fingers “dedos of the hands” and the toes “dedos of the feet”.

Now, that may seem weird to some, but to me what is really surprising is that some languages found it necessary to use two words to describe what is essentially the same fucking shit.

Someone told me. Oh, wait… Sorry, I didn’t mean to suggest I know it from personal experience. I am a polite boy and I always ask about other people’s units.

I think they mean 23 days. Never assume you know the units. It can lead to a lot of trouble. Ask me how I know.

Não deveria ser uma manga?

That seems perfectly reasonable. That is little more than 100 tabs per window. I routinely have more than 500 tabs per window. Currently, I have 3 windows open with a rough total of 15000 tabs