April fool?

With big pictures

Yes, but I think France has bigger more colourful official signs than most.

Repeal Jaywalking laws.

And now you have once, do you think you’ve got away with it, Basil?

I think you can get eSIM adapters for phones without one built in, but I’ve not bothered yet, so I might have misunderstood.

Why not? I thought swapping was promoted as a benefit of eSIM.

And Apple don’t accept passports as ID, so complaints are rolling in from non-drivers without current credit cards, who tend to be younger and in big cities. Apple just took a big shot at their foot.

Elect better politicians who will improve the bus service, then.

Most of the poor are on buses, trains or bikes, all of which are pretty good in Denmark. They can’t afford to fund cars and their random repair expenses.