Disclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.

What’s the movie/show?

sigh *unzip*

There is always a TF2 SFM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqF1AiqyCQ

I want to believe

Correct me if I’m wrong but I think Newton had stated that his chastity was a result of him attempting to emulate his biggest role model – Jesus Christ. (Could’ve also been a safe excuse)

It would be cool as hell if he was actually gay though… I’ll just imagine he was :P

Totally understandable, just look at that god damn jaw 🥵

(Though he was most probably homophobic, judging from the times he lived in and the fact that he was a devout christian)