It just occurred to maybe Ariana Grande’s NAME gives her some sort of subconscious big-fatness complex, contributing to her anorexia.

Wait, what sport are we talking about, pro football helmets? They have headsets in there? Huh. TIL.

Still needs to put his nose away.

Most people have at least a little latent bisexuality. Some explore it, some never do.

Why was the turtle explosive? And why was a guy standing on it?

If you haven’t noticed there’s a huge agenda in the media (which is run by billionaire elites) to turn everyone into homosexuals in order to cull world population.

Well he’s part of a huge disinformation campaign funded by Palantir so his opinion about anything will be confusing & nonsense. In fact all of this is disinformation because one of Palantir’s objectives is to reduce world population, and trying to turn everyone into homosexuals is one of their strategies.

If they feel their lives are in danger, they’ll just go hide in their bunkers or launch themselves into outer space.

And when we complain about these things to the elites, they tell us, “Then get more education, and get a better job.”

And we say “🤬”

Yeah at least this is just a list of what he’s been up to professionally the last couple decades, it’s not a resume, he’s not out looking for another job. Because he doesn’t need to.

I like the way you are way overthinking this like a true adult who knows how the world works. But hey it’s just a silly meme with an ridiculous “what if” question, so let’s assume there are no strings attached, no stipulations, this is not taxable and you don’t have to report it to the IRS. Now you can let your imagination run wild, Which would you choose? Cash? Or gold? I think the question comes down to which equivalent weight of each is worth more than the other.

Hey please explain the microwave comparison. I didn’t understand that part.

Yeah “promposals” started with the millennial generation, didn’t they? We didn’t have these back in my day either. Anyway the only person who ever “asked” me to prom was my brother’s friend …two years AFTER he’d graduated from our high school…then not another word was ever spoken about it. Never saw him again until 7 years later after I’d gotten out of the military and he was married to some Chinese lady. I bet he thinks I forgot that he ever fake-asked me to prom. Nope, I remembered then & still remember 33 years later.

Measure from your feet, all the way up your legs, to the tip of your erect shaft, you say?

I’m not sure how amused I am that I understand this reference.

Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.

• At least tech savvy enough to break into cousin’s phone and insert a mischievous Bluetooth word

Better question might be: “How to make sure this NEVER happens?” 😄

Exercise feels good & makes me think clear productive positive thoughts. There is no physical pain involved. The mental & physical pain begin when I stop exercising.

Don’t worry, his family made sure that she got absolutely nothing after he died. As things should be.

Yup, that’s still a factor too. And hey, while we’re on the topic, some other task I was working on today made me review my yearly total net incomes, and the most I’ve ever earned in one year was $36,824, and that was in 2024. Which of course means I earned even less than that last year. I often wonder how the hell I’ve been surviving. And somehow I manage to live alone, self-sufficient & have no debts so that’s great 😃 See? It doesn’t matter how sexy & horny someone is if they’re poor & introverted & alone all the time 😭

But don’t drink so much that you cause a 50-mile-radius drought.